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Why does Dave Mustaine care about Canada Day?

no that’s not a joke he really does

My friend at NAMM today with Mike Portnoy and Dave Lombardo photobombing

My friend at NAMM today with Mike Portnoy and Dave Lombardo photobombing

So is anyone out there going?

So is anyone out there going?

powerval:

big ax big ax big ax

powerval:

big ax big ax big ax

heartkillswitcher:

Interviewer: You’re performing tonight right?

Adam: NOOOOOOOO yes.

Interviewer: You’re playing some new songs?

Adam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO yes. Yes. NOOOOO. Yesss

Interviewer: Are you guys doing the-

Adam: WHAT? WHAT?

Interviewer: ARE YOU GUYS DOING ROCKSTAR MAYHEM?

Adam: YESSSS

Interviewer: IT’S GONNA BE GOOD?

Adam: YESSSS

Interviewer: ARE YOU AMAZING?

Adam: NOOO

Interviewer: LOOK AT YOUR SIDEBURNS

Adam: NOOOOO

Interviewer: YESSS

Mike: Alice In Chains is buuummed.

metaleah:

so beutiful :.)

a master lyricist

metaleah:

so beutiful :.)

a master lyricist

band member look alike dating service

can this be a thing?

Brutal death metal bands should write songs based on murders from CSI. They’d practically write themselves.

The Half-Naked Dave Mustaine Master Post

dave-gaystaine:

You are fucking welcome

thx

Encyclopediametasshole
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Encyclopediametasshole

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Turn that light off, I’m trying to brood over here
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Turn that light off, I’m trying to brood over here

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Fenriz has this wonderful habit of taking OKCupid photos in nature
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Fenriz has this wonderful habit of taking OKCupid photos in nature

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Things I probably shouldn’t yell at Dave Mustaine tomorrow night when I go see Megadeth in Rhode Island:

i-lost-you-to-the-summer-wind:

  • So how about that election?
  • Wait, this isn’t a Metallica show?
  • Where’s Lars?
  • Play Master of Puppets!
  • Call James!

 

You mean things you most definitely should yell at Dave Mustaine tomorrow.

You have been warned.

You have been warned.

lostharmony:

Baroness- Yellow & Green
Relapse Records
yellow/green /1000

icwudt

lostharmony:

Baroness- Yellow & Green

Relapse Records

yellow/green /1000

icwudt