January 2012
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metalheads-eat-cupcakes asked: I'm dying. This blog is amazing!
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I was going to buy this cool shirt that said...
but then I remembered I’m a drummer.
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essex-metal-head asked: What's everyone's problem with the Lars Ulrich picture? I'm a massive fan of Metallica, they are undoubtedly my favourite band. But I'm not offended unlike these Metallifags.
iatetheevidence asked: Fuck the metallifags. This blog needs something, and as Mr. Ulrich would say himself: MOAR LARS!!
Lost two followers
because of the Ulrich picture.
Enjoy your butthurt, metallifags.
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…the one you hit the most is likely the ride cymbal (unless you’re...
– Wally Schnalle “The Art of Cymbal Striking” DRUM! Magazine February 2012
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Broke 600 followers
FUCK TO THE YES
EDIT: turns out this was the 66th post too. Huh.
phoenixrai asked: your blog makes me so fuckin happy :D ima promo you :)
Lost a follower
without even posting anything. THAT takes skillz, let me tell you.
Well
Almost to 600 followers!
And I’m thinking follower #666 should get something…
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thosevisionsneverseen asked: Love this shit!
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truesoprano:
heavymetalhumor:
Does anyone have any suggestions for a good theme for this blog?
Jordan themed.
:D
THIS IS VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU
jordanmunson asked: Theme? None. None more black.
Does anyone have any suggestions for a good theme for this blog?
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pathofsatori asked: Oh my god, your blog had me in histerics, keep up the good stuff man :D
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WOW HOLY SHIT
Sorry I’ve had a busy break BUT HOLY FUCK OVER 500 FOLLOWERS OH MY GOD I LOATHE YOU ALL
I’ll be posting more when school starts, because I really need something to procrastinate with. But also PLEASE SUBMIT!! Those last three posts were from my RL friend. I’m STILL taking ALL submissions.
Finally, a massive thank you...
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Heard this from my uncle at our Xmas get-together:
So a band dies in a plane crash and they all end up in hell. The members are all suffering various punishments (roasting, evisceration, etc.), but they see their drummer laying in a big bed with satin sheets with a bunch of really hot groupies. The rest of the band asks the devil what’s up with that, and the devil angrily replies:
“How DARE you question my punishment for those...