metalheads-eat-cupcakes asked: I'm dying. This blog is amazing!
I was going to buy this cool shirt that said...
but then I remembered I’m a drummer.
essex-metal-head asked: What's everyone's problem with the Lars Ulrich picture? I'm a massive fan of Metallica, they are undoubtedly my favourite band. But I'm not offended unlike these Metallifags.
iatetheevidence asked: Fuck the metallifags. This blog needs something, and as Mr. Ulrich would say himself: MOAR LARS!!
Lost two followers
because of the Ulrich picture. Enjoy your butthurt, metallifags.
…the one you hit the most is likely the ride cymbal (unless you’re...– Wally Schnalle “The Art of Cymbal Striking” DRUM! Magazine February 2012
Broke 600 followers
FUCK TO THE YES EDIT: turns out this was the 66th post too. Huh.
phoenixrai asked: your blog makes me so fuckin happy :D ima promo you :)
Lost a follower
without even posting anything. THAT takes skillz, let me tell you.
Almost to 600 followers! And I’m thinking follower #666 should get something…
thosevisionsneverseen asked: Love this shit!
truesoprano: heavymetalhumor: Does anyone have any suggestions for a good theme for this blog? Jordan themed. :D THIS IS VERY HELPFUL THANK YOU
jordanmunson asked: Theme? None. None more black.
Does anyone have any suggestions for a good theme for this blog?
pathofsatori asked: Oh my god, your blog had me in histerics, keep up the good stuff man :D
WOW HOLY SHIT
Sorry I’ve had a busy break BUT HOLY FUCK OVER 500 FOLLOWERS OH MY GOD I LOATHE YOU ALL I’ll be posting more when school starts, because I really need something to procrastinate with. But also PLEASE SUBMIT!! Those last three posts were from my RL friend. I’m STILL taking ALL submissions. Finally, a massive thank you...
Heard this from my uncle at our Xmas get-together:
So a band dies in a plane crash and they all end up in hell. The members are all suffering various punishments (roasting, evisceration, etc.), but they see their drummer laying in a big bed with satin sheets with a bunch of really hot groupies. The rest of the band asks the devil what’s up with that, and the devil angrily replies: “How DARE you question my punishment for those...