Submit jokes about metal, musicians, etc.!Tumblr (3.0; @heavymetalhumor)http://heavymetalhumor.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2413dba920a4e1a9c1a991ea6b6722b/tumblr_mh7r77IOKP1r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My friend at NAMM today with Mike Portnoy and Dave Lombardo photobombing</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/41493538928http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/41493538928Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:33:07 -0800nammnamm 2013mike portnoydave lombardodream theateradrenaline mobslayer<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99135833c4185254ac438822bd2a1207/tumblr_mh3o3pNyqP1r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So is anyone out there going?</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/41308005145http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/41308005145Wed, 23 Jan 2013 14:35:49 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b51034127fc2a90b3f5a80caf175e7ea/tumblr_mh09dnZPC81qf4k7po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powerval.tumblr.com/post/41160875486/big-ax-big-ax-big-ax">powerval</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>big ax big ax big ax</p> </blockquote>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/41165535574http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/41165535574Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:17:25 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Qv0F69R1gso?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heartkillswitcher.tumblr.com/post/39680814010/interviewer-youre-performing-tonight-right" class="tumblr_blog">heartkillswitcher</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> You’re performing tonight right?</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> NOOOOOOOO yes.</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> You’re playing some new songs?</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO yes. Yes. NOOOOO. Yesss</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> Are you guys doing the-</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> WHAT? WHAT?</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> ARE YOU GUYS DOING ROCKSTAR MAYHEM?</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> YESSSS</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> IT’S GONNA BE GOOD?</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> YESSSS</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> ARE YOU AMAZING?</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> NOOO</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> LOOK AT YOUR SIDEBURNS</p> <p><strong>Adam:</strong> NOOOOO</p> <p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> YESSS</p> <p><strong>Mike:</strong> Alice In Chains is buuummed.</p></blockquote>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/39682687483http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/39682687483Fri, 04 Jan 2013 13:21:04 -0800killswitch engage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70b63a208b0529caf634c2034e3b4a9c/tumblr_mfz9ftFMdi1ret9i4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metaleah.tumblr.com/post/39437495422/so-beutiful">metaleah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so beutiful :.)</p> </blockquote> <p>a master lyricist</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/39438138001http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/39438138001Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:02:28 -0800<p>band member look alike dating service</p> <p>can this be a thing?</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/39106566997http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/39106566997Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:58:36 -0800<p>Brutal death metal bands should write songs based on murders from CSI. They&#8217;d practically write themselves.</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35971444259http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35971444259Sat, 17 Nov 2012 22:52:29 -0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dave-gaystaine.tumblr.com/post/35969653803/the-half-naked-dave-mustaine-master-post">dave-gaystaine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6grG9Qj1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6h37Jrv1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6hfKBmo1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6hy33hW1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6ie9KG71rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6musw8x1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6iokILX1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6ixfuFC1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6ja9nOI1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6jxBG8f1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6kmTakE1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo6mbb2TN1rzukg0.jpg"/></p> <p>You are fucking welcome</p> </blockquote> <p>thx</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35971434617http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35971434617Sat, 17 Nov 2012 22:52:16 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8eip1QZv1r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Encyclopediametasshole</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://zitadevi.tumblr.com" title="zitadevi">zitadevi</a></p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35519473819http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35519473819Sun, 11 Nov 2012 15:01:22 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8egsUgvl1r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Turn that light off, I’m trying to brood over here</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://zitadevi.tumblr.com" title="zitadevi">zitadevi</a></p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35439333703http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35439333703Sat, 10 Nov 2012 15:01:31 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8edwkAC01r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fenriz has this wonderful habit of taking OKCupid photos in nature</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://zitadevi.tumblr.com" title="zitadevi">zitadevi</a></p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35364532439http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35364532439Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:00:47 -0800submissionfenrizheavymetalhumorokcupid<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-lost-you-to-the-summer-wind.tumblr.com/post/35290645451/things-i-probably-shouldnt-yell-at-dave-mustaine">i-lost-you-to-the-summer-wind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>So how about that election?</li> <li>Wait, this isn’t a Metallica show?</li> <li>Where’s Lars?</li> <li>Play Master of Puppets!</li> <li>Call James!</li> </ul><h1> </h1> </blockquote> <p>You mean things you most definitely should yell at Dave Mustaine tomorrow.</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35296267543http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/35296267543Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:42:19 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqtr5lK4o1rpifh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You have been warned.</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/34120868142http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/34120868142Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:54:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc443i1UYJ1qct4xlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lostharmony.tumblr.com/post/33863492678/baroness-yellow-green-relapse-records">lostharmony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Baroness- Yellow & Green</p> <p>Relapse Records</p> <p>yellow/green /1000</p> </blockquote> <p>icwudt</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/34057734063http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/34057734063Sun, 21 Oct 2012 15:12:50 -0700icwudthttp://heavymetalhumor.com/post/33728206682http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/33728206682Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:23:13 -0700panteramtvcollege radiowtfheavymetalhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rzzvUnxi1r28llxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jetpacks-was-most-definitely-not.tumblr.com/post/33519354481/this-is-a-shocking-view-of-what-music-piracy-does">jetpacks-was-most-definitely-not</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a shocking view of what music piracy does to an artists face. It all began when Lars Ulrich, the person in the picture above, discovered his music being pirated on Napster, then his face shrunk even smaller. If people keep pirating his music, his face will disappear completely.</p> <p><strong>95% of people won’t reblog this because they don’t have a heart! Help raise awareness for pirate face syndrome! Reblog this if u hav a heart <333</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>reblog if u crie evry tiem</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/33538870458http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/33538870458Sat, 13 Oct 2012 19:35:19 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavqifkWfg1qmjue2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://truesoprano.tumblr.com/post/32230784914/so-i-made-a-thing">truesoprano</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so I made a thing…</p> </blockquote>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32231293207http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32231293207Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:31:54 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mas2tgos8t1r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DISCLAIMER:  I AM NOT SAYING ASKING ALEXANDRIA IS METAL OR NOT. JUST USING THEIR NAME FOR THE PUN.</p> <p><a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r11od/">So i said to the guy…</a></p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32220121238http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32220121238Mon, 24 Sep 2012 14:56:45 -0700fenrizfenriz the comedianasking alexandriaheavymetalhumor<p>Oh cool there’s already a name! I hadn’t seen one so I did my own. Thanks! \m/</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32171603496http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32171603496Sun, 23 Sep 2012 18:54:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mas1xgSkxE1r1ny6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r11i4/">So I said to Lars…</a></p> <p>Fenriz the comedian</p>http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32154357917http://heavymetalhumor.com/post/32154357917Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:55:50 -0700fenrizfenriz the comedianlars ulrichmetallicaheavymetalhumor