Heavy \m/etal Hu\m/or

My friend at NAMM today with Mike Portnoy and Dave Lombardo photobombing

SALADS OF STEMS CUT LIKE A KNIFE

A conversation I had

Me: Oh, you like Slayer?
Her: Ya I'm a major death metal girl.
Me: *bad poker face* cooool...

A poem my friend wrote

Roses are gay
violets are gayer
fuck this poem
listen to slayer

This actually happened to me